Keepers Last Supper-2017

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The year end celebration was a festive evening of Hot Shoppes Fare and swapping big fish tales from the Keepers X season.  Besides the Mighty Moes, Teen Twists, Root Beer Floats, and Hot Fudge Ice Cream Cakes that were konsumed en masse, the 47 people attending got to hear about the Links To Freedom Army Rehab Program at Fort Belvoir from our guest speaker , the program director, Steve Greiner and his associate Jose Gonzales.  This is one of the many organizations we support through our kommunity service initiatives that serve the needs of returning veterans and their families.

We also managed to find time to hand out the hardware to the deserving winners of this year’s Keepers Kup, Kup Finale, Alternate Shot Series, and Match Play.  A good bit of well intentioned needling accompanied the presentation ceremonies.

























































The Alt-Shot Series Winners-Cherner-Cherner LLC


The Big Terp-Alan Schwartz-survivor of the Match Play Battle Royale


Keeper Kup Finale winner Howard Wollner tied for first with Kevin Bass


Neal Bobys finished third in the finale Kup Kompetition


Artie Aronoff was second in the Kup Standings when the day was done


Keepers Kup Champion and Lead Dog Winner Paul “Pablo” Cohen


(Click to read Doc Kellers sonnet that rekounts the Keepers X Season)






Woodmont Cross Country 2017

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The Woodmont Cross Country is always an eagerly anticipated koncluding event for the official golf season.   This year’s Four-Person Step-Back Scramble Competition, appropriately called the “Fake News Follies”,  will be played on Saturday October 28th with morning tee times on a newly updated track assembled by Dweck and Farrell Associations.  There are six new holes in this year’s 12-hole layout,  not sure where these guys keep finding new material.  Six par fours, five par threes, and one par six….yes a Par Six….who would have thunk it!

With forward tees available the course is set up to challenge the full skill set of all players.  Fair, unlikely…..Fun, for sure……this is a unique event you don’t want o miss.

Called “I did not have six with that woman!” the hole after 5 and before 7 is a driveable Par 4 off the Blue tee of Number 9 into the 7th Green

The format is a step aside scramble with four tee shots on every hole.  Each subsequent shot is played by three of the teammates.  The player’s whose shot is chosen on the drive will step aside for the next shot and the other three play the approach.  The player that has his shot chosen on the approach will now step aside with the first player back in the mix for the third shot on the hole.  This continues until the ball is holed.  All four folks return to play the tee shot on the next hole.  The other abiding rule, to insure full participation in the team result, is that every player must have his tee shot chosen on one of the five par three holes on the card.

“Smooooch” is just a sweet little 82 yard punch shot off the Back Tee on 7 to the front pin on the Sid Green through the woods….nothing to this!

A team scramble handicap is calculated by the USGA suggested formula which is a black box calculation if there has ever been one.  The team handicap is taken off the gross team score for the twelve holes (total par is 45 on the Fake News 12) and sweeps prizes are awarded accordingly to the top gross and net finishers.

A returning favorite, the penultimate hole (11th on our kard for those kalculating), requires a long drive back up the 11th fairway and then a carry shot across to the elusive 10th green.

This event is open to all Woodmont golfers and you can sign up for this event through the Woodmont Website Golf Event Registration.

Forward tees have been provided for the gentlemen with a handicap index plus their age of 93 or higher and all the ladies in the field.

It is only 12 holes but are they all real?……Who Do You Wanna Trust?


(Click to get to a downloadable PDF of the Fake News Follies Course Guide)



Krieg: In Memorium

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Arthur Hart Blitz             March 18, 1941-October 4, 2017

Arthur Blitz loved his Keepers nickname.  Fact is Arthur loved everyone’s nickname.  Nicknames kind of set a fraternal tone that made The Keepers such a lure for him.  He loved playing golf but loved the idea of sharing the experience of golf with friends even more.

To those who knew him well, Arthur’s appetite for reading golf, watching golf, and talking about golf was insatiable.  For him The Keepers were a natural fit.  Arthur was all in on The Keepers koncepts-komraderie, kompetition, and kommunity service.  The traditions, etiquette, and rules of the game presented so many conundrums that stoked Arthur’s curiousity.

An abiding interest in the rules made him a driving force behind our Rules Education Program


which covered respect for the game, maintenance of our golf facilities, handicap compliance, and pace of play.


Producing these reminders provided an outlet for Arthur’s creative and playful side.

Arthur was intensely interested in improving his game and worked at it every day.  The resiliency of his attitude on the golf course was something special.  No matter what just happened, he was convinced that the next shot he was going to play would be his best shot ever.  This positive enthusiasm was contagious and made it a joy to spend time with him on the course.

When he wasn’t playing he would spend hours working on his game……


or talking about working on his game……..

Our kommunity service initiatives had a special place in Arthur’s heart.  Whether it was outings for the Wounded Veterans, a mentor day with First Tee Kids, or just raising money for worthy charities, he brought an infectious enthusiasm to everything we did.

He especially enjoyed time with the kids…showing support for their interest in the game


with a little encouragement, some fundamental pointers, and unbridled love.

For Arthur, golf with his buddies was as good as it gets.  He was a regular on destination golf trips and this is how most of us got to know him-his warmth, intelligence, and devotion to his friends.

Arthur loved the rhythm of a golf trip with friends…golf, eat, sleep, and golf some more.


No matter the conditions, he was all in on the experience.


Arthur didn’t mind rubbing elbows with celebrity either.


But most of all Arthur just liked hanging with his friends.


In the words of fellow Keeper Joe Baldinger, “Arthur was the quintessential sage old lawyer, low key, yet focused, golf competitor and all around kind and decent man. His passing does create a void in our band of golfers as he was a sterling character amongst a sea of tarnished individuals.”

More than anything, Arthur Blitz was our good friend and we will miss him.

There will be one less set of footprints in the dew laden fairways early in the morning, but we will hold in our hearts as a blessing the fond memories of him and of good times we spent together.

(Click to read the obituary for Arthur Blitz)

Keepers Golf and Grounds/Golf Staff Appreciation Kook-Out-2017

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For our third year running it was The Keepers great pleasure to sponsor an appreciation kook-out for the Golf & Grounds and Golf Staff.  We want to acknowledge the amazing efforts of Pete’s staff who prepare and maintain our courses as well as all the people who run the golf shop and stage, schedule, and administrate the first tee.  Their efforts allow Woodmont members to enjoy the finest golf experience in the DC Metro Area every day.

Adam got the Gold Tongs Award for brats and dogs….well done!!


Pete Wendt and Barry Forman were the emcees for the event

By Fox News count there were 70+ staff and members in attendance for today’s delicious kook-out.   The fare included brats, dogs, and burgers off the grill manned by Adam Suelflow, Matt Sumpter, and Pete Wendt and bar-b-que beef, chicken, and pork from Mission BBQ.  Pete’s specialty were the frozen pond cheeseburgers you can normally only get north of the border.  There were sides, fruit, and multi-media cookies for dessert.

Visiting dignitaries included Rich Sussman, Billy Burak, and Keith Eig


The long and winding food line…but the wait was worth it


Golf & Grounds and Golf Staff in serious consumption


The desserts kept everyone engaged til the end

For The Keepers community service commitment begins close to home and we are glad to be able to do this special event each year.  Woodmont provides a first rate  golf course and golf experience to all of our members and we are blessed to have such a committed staff of people supporting this effort every day.



Keepers Kup Finale 2017-Results

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The year-long race for the top spot in the Keepers X Season has been a close one and two of this year’s Lead Dogs ended up on the top of the heap when it was all said and done in today’s Keepers Kup Finale.  Paul “Pablo” Cohen edged out Artie “So Close I Could Taste It” Aronoff by a mere 90 points to claim the Keepers Kopper Kup for 2017.

In the Keepers Kup Finale Event it was the impressive play of Kevin “You Got To Have The Right Attitude” Bass and Howard “Havana Stogie” Wollner with a pair of net 69’s who took the top honors earning the Silver Kup and substantial Kash Sweeps to go with it.  With the North Course playing “Indian Summer Tough” they shot gross 39 and 40 respectively on the front side, their second nine, to reel in the top position.  Apparently Pete set the pins in kind positions as Kevin parred 5 of his last 6 holes and Stogie 4 of his last 6 down the stretch.  Tied third in the day’s kompetition with a couple of Net 70’s were “Kaptain” Keith Eig and Ronnie “I Have Seen The Light” Rosenberg.

With the Rusty Reset in place for the Finale, winning The Kup favors the top five guys in the standings who control their own destiny and only the guys in the top 12 going in can actually take the Keepers Kup.  Artie,  who has been coach up well all season by his team, gave it his all with a 73 net and a tie for 8th in the Finale but it proved a couple of shots shy of what was needed to catch Pablo.

Paul’s stellar play the last month-tied 3rd in the Keepers National Division of the Freudberg, 2nd in the Keepers Alt Shot Series with Harry Harrison, and a win in the Woodmont Member-Member with Mike Fisher vaulted him into the Lead Dog position going into the Finale and this proved enough to fend off field and claim The Kup.

The summary of all the day’s player exploits

Final Kup Standings and Prizes:

1st  Paul Cohen   Net 85   1st Kopper Kup and $500 Kup Sweeps

2nd Artie Aronoff  Net 73  2nd Kopper Kup and $350 Kup Sweeps

3rd Neal Bobys  Net 73  3rd Kopper Kup and $250 Kup Sweeps

4th Kevin Bass  Net 69  $175 Kup Sweeps and T-1st Finale Kup and $75 Finale Sweeps

5th Howard Wollner  Net 69  $125 Kup Sweeps and T-1st Finale Kup and $75 Finale Sweeps

6th Mike Fisher  Net 71 $125 Kup Sweeps

7th Rick Brecher NP  $75 Kup Sweeps

8th Alan Schwartz  Net 83  $50 Kup Sweeps

Keith Eig and Ronnie Rosenberg  T-3rd Finale- $25 Finale Sweeps each

(Click to see the full result sheet from today’s Keepers Kup Finale)

We raised another $745 through the generosity of those who participated in our 50/50 Raffle today to benefit our annual donation to the military charities.  There were four winning tickets picked by the lovely Ali, each winner took home $140 in kash.

Congratulations to Paul Cohen who will now have to get comfortable with his new title of “Keepers Kup Champion”.

Pablo Cohen-Kup Champion- holding his winning vessel

Special thanks to Father Konnor Farrel and his staff for their dedicated work in handling The Keepers affairs all season.


Keepers Alternate Shot Series Finals 2017 Results

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The Final Fore of the Keepers Alternate Shot Series is always a spirited affair as it pits four two-man teams against each other in a round-robin series of three 9-hole Alternate Shot Matches on the North Course to determine our Finest Foursomes Team for 2017.

Experience matters as the Cherner Automotive LLC of Herbie and Stewart was making it’s third straight appearance in this Final Fore Kompetition with the notion that this time they would get it right.  They had to face a formidable foe of Harry “Sifford” Harrison and Paul “I Got One Of These Already” Cohen as well as pesky challengers in the teams of Jimmy “My Fairway or the Highway” Polsky and Barry “Serenity” Minkoff and Mark “‘A’ Says It All” Goldstein and Randy “I Am Getting The Hang Of This” Weiss.


Stogie in mouth “Sifford” Harrison explains to the ball what he expects it to do


Partner Paul Cohen brought the experience of last year’s win to bear


In the first match the Cherner LLC handled the Goldstein-Weiss Konstellation 6 1/2 to 2 1/2 on the front to set an early tone.  Harrison-Cohen was not to be intimidated as they won the last four holes against Polsky-Minkoff on the way to a 6 to 3 win in their first match.  It was sizing up to be a two horse race.


M.A Goldstein issues a mighty edict off the 4th tee


Randy Weiss playing in front of his biggest fan on the 3rd Green


Jimmy thrashes an approach into the Par 5 third…..


….leaving Barry a putting chance to salvage a half but it just stays out….


The second match on the back of the North proved pivotal as the two leading teams faced off with only a 1/2 point separating them.  But hope was dashed early as the Cherner Group showed flawless Foursomes play winning the first three holes to break free and then put it on cruise control adding 3 1/2 points from 14 to 18 to win this match decisively 6 1/2 to 2 1/2.   Goldstein-Weiss slipped by with a 5 to 4 win over Polsky-Minkoff in the what was looking like the match for third.


Collaboration at work as Cherner-Cherner try to coax a birdie putt to drop on the 11th


With 9 holes left the Cherners were in kontrol……..

Cherner-Cherner  13    Harrison-Cohen  8 1/2    Goldstein-Weiss  7 1/2    Polsky-Minkoff  7

The final match went back to the front of the North and the Automotive Group wasted no time winning the first four holes over Polsky-Minkoff to get all four hands firmly around winning hardware. Playing hard for second Harry buried a 25-footer on the 7th to lock down that position for Harrison-Cohen at the end of the day with a 5 1/2 to 3 1/2 win over Goldstein-Weiss.

(Click to see the Alt Shot Series Final Scoresheet)


For Chico and Herbie Cherner third time proved to be the charm in the Alt Shot Series


The Final Tally:

1st Place  H. Cherner-S. Cherner   18 Points    $150 Sweeps   150 Kup Points

2nd Place  H. Harrison-P. Cohen  14 Points    $100 Sweeps  100 Kup Points

T-3rd Place J. Polsky-B. Minkoff  11 Points     $65 Sweeps      65 Kup Points

                       M. Goldstein-R. Weiss  11 Points     $65 Sweeps      65 Kup Points


Special thanks to Konn-Aire Farrell for his adept administration of the Final Fore Matches.




Keepers Kup Finale-2017

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The Keepers Kup Race for 2017 comes down to one more set of 18 holes of net kompetition for the honor of Keeper Golfer of the Year.  It will be held on the North Course on Saturday September 23rd with morning tee times from 8:35 to 10:15.

After the reset of the season long Keepers Kup Standings as of September 20th, everything will be on the line.  At the end of the day, the top eight players in the Keepers Kup Standings will collect serious sweeps and Kopper Vessels go to the top three in the Final Kup Standings.  There is also the day kompetition which awards a Silver Kup to the winner of the Keepers Kup Finale Event along with sweeps to the top three finishers in Saturday’s round.

Going into the Finale Event the top five in the Kup Standings kontrol their own destiny-if they win the Finale Event they win the Keepers Kup.  The top twelve in the standings going in can win the Keepers Kup with a little help from their friends.  Anyone playing in the Finale Event has a chance to move up into the top eight at the end of the day and kash in on the generous money sweeps for the year long kompetition.

(Click here to see the kurrent Keepers Kup Standings as of today)

Year Long Keepers Kup Prizes:

Kopper Trophies for the top three in the Keepers Kup Standings

Kash Sweeps- 1st $500, 2nd $350, 3rd 250, 4th $175, 5th $125, 6th 100, 7th $75, 8th 50

Keepers Kup Finale Prizes:

Silver Trophy for low net of the day

Kash Sweeps- 1st $100, 2nd 50, 3rd $25  (3 low nets of the day)

Charity Event:

Folds of Honor 2SMGA LogoSeparately we will have a voluntary Folds of Honor/SMGA/IDF Veterans Players Pool opportunity for kash prizes.  Half the money goes to the pool for our annual military charities donation and half goes to the winners.

It will be e a 50/50 raffle with four winning raffle tickets being picked from the Keepers bowl.   The tickets are $15 each or 3 for $40-buy as many as you want.  Remember half the money goes to the charities.  You do not have to be present at the Finale to play the 50/50 raffle-if you want in on this you can mail a check made out to “The Keepers” to the Commish and he will mail you back your raffle tickets.

Don’t miss out of the fun….sign up through the Keepers Kosher K below.

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