Par Three-Results
A stunning day of bright sunshine, blue skies, and just enough wind to make one doubt their club selection greeted 70 Woodmont members (36 Keepers) contesting the 3rd, now-to-be-annual-for-sure, Par Three Tournament over 18 unique holes on the North Course. A four-person scramble format with an MIT calculated team scramble handicap meant it would take a Putt-Putt like score to take home the Woodmont Sweeps and the Keepers Kup Points.
The winner’s, by a mere .7 shots net, and these names may sound hauntingly familiar, were The Simple Country Dentist (Doc Keller), Freaky John (Friedson), the Car Collector (Dr. Mike Weber), and Kaptin Keith (THM) Eig. On the way to 45 gross/40.5 net, they made 9 birdies including crucial ones on Ode to Pine Valley (3rd tee to 4th green), Tree Hugger (8th tee to 9th green-when the Car Collector stiffed it between the tree canopy), Ball Washer (13th old forward tee to 12th green-an impossible pin to get at), and Wooten’s Worry (the last 147 yards of the 15th-where groups were having trouble finding the putting surface of the side hill tee box).
The unheralded group of Mish, Mrs. Mish (Kathy), Bronx Marc (Fink), and Zee-One-And-Only (Allen Zweig) put up a stiff fight with 8 birdies of their own (46 gross/41.2 net). They rode the putter of Mrs. Mish as far as they could and got very timely execution from the entire roster through the day. The team minced Oy Vey Korner 2-3-2 on 11 through 13-to get to seven-under but could only manage one more birdie in the last five to come up a buck short.
Today’s top event finishers with Keepers:
1st- Keller-Friedson-Weber-Eig 300 Kup Points each
2nd- Dweck-Fink-Zweig 200 Kup Points each
3rd- Wollner 150 Kup Points
4th- Blitz-Lipnick-P. Cohen-Faigen 100 Kup Points each
5th- A. Levine-Burak 50 Kup Points each
Great day of giggles and high fives for all that participated. Special thanks to Mike Thomas and staff for their organization of the event and the D & D design team for once again presenting challenges that Woodmont members never knew existed.
Keepers Golf 