Events

Keepers Oscar Mayer Pro and Two Schmos 2020

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You will want to hop aboard the Weiner Mobile for the final leg of the Keepers Hot Dog Summer Series-the Oscar Mayer Pro and Two Schmos event.  This is a three-man kompetition that involves you, a fellow Keeper schmo, and a Virtual Pro playing 18 holes on the zoysia fairways of the South Course in a two net best ball format.

Your pro will be one of eight top finishers from this past week’s PGA Championship at Harding Park whose final round hole-by-hole score to par will be filled in on your South Course Scorecard.    On each hole the two net best balls of the schmos and their virtual pro will count toward the team total.

Everyone plays from the Blue Tees except those who qualify for and choose to play the Blue/Green Tee Option.  The event is low net with Half Smoke Points and Kash Sweeps awarded to the top five teams as shown below.

When you sign up please indicate your fellow schmo of choice and pick a number from 1 to 8 for your Virtual Pro Assignment.  The Keepers Virtual Random Matchmaker Cheetah, who is best known for bringing together Tarzan and Jane of silver screen fame, will make the shitachs based on your random number selection.  It is your responsibility to schedule a tee time for your team to be played on the South Course between Tuesday August 25th and Wednesday September 2nd.

At the kompletion of your round sum your two net best balls across the 18 holes and take a photo of the card and e-mail (moedweck@comcast.net) or text it (301-379-1533) and we will update the scoresheet for the event.

Event Prizes Per Player:

Keepers Kash Sweeps: 1st-$50, 2nd-$30, 3rd-$20

Keepers Kup Points:  1st (150), 2nd (120), 3rd  (90), 4th (60), 5th (30)

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So sign up now for one last chance to better your position in the Half Smoke Points Standing.

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Keepers Hebrew National All Star Nine 2020

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As indicated it will take all premium cuts to win the third event in the Keepers Hot Dog Nine Summer Series-the Hebrew National All Star Nine.  This is an individual kompetition that involves you playing 18 holes on the championship North Course and choosing your best net nine-two Par 5’s, two Par 3’s, and five Par 4’s.

For this one we will split the field into American and National Divisions (Handicap indexes of 15.0 or lower and 15.1 or higher respectively).

Everyone plays from the Gentlemen’s Gold Tees except those who qualify for and choose to play the Green Tee Option.  The event is low net with Half Smoke Points and Kash Sweeps awarded in each division as shown below.

Once you sign up it is your responsibility to schedule a tee time to be played on the North Course between Tuesday August 11th and Wednesday August 19th.

At the kompletion of your round tabulate your All Star Nine and take a photo of the card and e-mail (moedweck@comcast.net) or text it (301-379-1533) and we will update the scoresheet for the event.

Event Prizes Per Division:

Keepers Kash Sweeps: 1st-$50, 2nd-$30, 3rd-$20

Keepers Kup Points:  1st (150), 2nd (120), 3rd  (90), 4th (60), 5th (30)

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So sign up now and add a little hot mustard and sweet peppers to your life in an effort improve your position in the Half Smoke Points Standing.

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All Star Nine Scoresheet 2020

Keepers Ball Park Franks Odd and Even Nines 2020

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The second event in the Keepers Hot Dog Nine Summer Series is a Two-Man Team kompetition called the Ball Park Franks Odd and Even Nines.   In this format two partners play the South Course and alternate whose net scores count on each hole.  The players indicate whose scores will count on the Odd Holes and whose scores will count on the Even Holes before they start…no switcheroos allowed during the round.

Players will get 90% of their Blue Tees Course handicap unless they are eligible for the Blue/Green Combo Tee Option where they will have a choice to give up a few shots to play from the combo tees.  The event is low net with Half Smoke Points and Kash Sweeps awarded to the top finishers across all the players kompeting.

Once you sign up it is your responsibility to schedule a tee time to be played on the the South Course between Tuesday July 21st and Wednesday July 29th.

At the kompletion of your team’s round take a photo of the card and e-mail (moedweck@comcast.net) or text it (301-379-1533) and we will update the scoresheet for the event.

Event Prizes Per Man:

Keepers Kash Sweeps: 1st-$50, 2nd-$30, 3rd-$20

Keepers Kup Points:  1st (150), 2nd (120), 3rd  (90), 4th (60), 5th (30)

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So grab a partner sign up now for a chance to improve your position in the Half Smokes Point Standings.

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2020 Odd and Even Scoresheet

Keepers Nathans Three Tee Nine 2020

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The first event in the Keepers Hot Dog Nine Summer Series is the spicy Nathans Three Tee Nine.  This is an individual kompetition that involves you playing the front nine of the South from three different tee boxes-so the pressure rachets up the deeper you get into the round.  We will split the field into American and National Divisions (Handicap indexes of 15.0 or lower and 15.1 or higher respectively).

The American guys will play from the Green Tee on holes 1, 2, and 3, the Blue Tee on holes 4, 5, and 6, and the Black Tee on holes 7, 8, and 9.  National players will play from the White Tee on holes 1, 2, and 3, the Green Tee on holes 4, 5, and 6, and the Blue Tee on holes 7, 8, and 9.

Every player in the division plays the same tee marker sequence with 100% of their Blue Tee course handicap as it corresponds to the even number holes on the front nine of the South.  The event is low net with Half Smoke Points and Kash Sweeps awarded in each division as shown below.

Once you sign up it is your responsibility to schedule a tee time to be played on the front nine of the South Course between Thursday July 16th and Wednesday July 22nd.

At the kompletion of your round take a photo of the card and e-mail (moedweck@comcast.net) or text it (301-379-1533) and we will update the scoresheet for the event.

Event Prizes Per Division:

Keepers Kash Sweeps: 1st-$50, 2nd-$30, 3rd-$20

Keepers Kup Points:  1st (150), 2nd (120), 3rd  (90), 4th (60), 5th (30)

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So sign up now and give yourself a chance to add a little bit of relish and onions to your Half Smokes Point Standing.

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2020 Three Tee Scoresheets

Keepers Half Smokes Year Long Kompetition

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As you all know our Keepers Season has been had all the furniture moved about by the Kovid Pandemic that has so significantly changed our day-to-day lifestyle.  As a result we will only be able to have about half of the Woodmont Golf and Keepers Golf Events that usually make up our schedule and feed our year-long Keepers Kup Kompetition.

So we have decided to replace the Keepers Kup with something a little less ambitious but equally tantalizing that we are calling the Keepers Half Smokes Kompetition.  Similar to the Kup this will be a season long kompetition fed by the points you earn from the Keepers Events we are able to sponsor in this abbreviated season, there just won’t be as many of them as we are used to.  Points are awarded for participation in these events and to the top five finishers as is our kustom.

The big difference is, that unlike the Keepers Kup which determines one overall winner at the end of the year, we are fashioning the Keepers Half Smokes to identify the two year end points kings based on two divisions- the American and National-which represent Keepers with Handicap Indexes of up to 15.0 and 15.1 and higher respectively.  The standings for these two divisions will be posted on the this website through the season as each of our events are concluded.  Just click on the “Keepers Half Smokes Standings” link on the right column of the website home screen.

Wouldn’t this delectable adornment look good on your trophy shelf at year’s end?

 

At the end of the year we will have a Keepers Half Smokes Finale with additional major points on the line.  After which those at the top of the divisional Keepers Half Smoke Standings will be crowned the Half Smoke Champions for the year.  Unlike the Keepers Kup Finale there will not be a reset of standings points before the finale event

The Keepers Half Smokes Headcover shown above will be given to the winner in each division and there will be serious Kash Sweeps for the top five finishers in both divisions.  Here are the Kash Sweeps on the line at the end of this road.

 

Keepers Half Smokes Finale Event:

Kash Sweeps Prizes for Finale Winners (each division):

1st Place $100,  2nd Place $50, 3rd Place $25

Keepers Half Smoke Year Long Kompetition:

Kash Sweeps Prizes for Half Smokes Winners (each division):

1st Places $200, 2nd Place $150, 3rd Place $125, 4th Place $75, 5th Place $50

1st Place Winners get the Half Smokes Headcover

We have a bevy of Keepers events planned between now and the end of the year so build up your point inventory by participating and give yourself a chance to be a Keepers Half Smoke Champion for 2020.

Keepers Kount 2-3-4 2020

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The next event on this year’s Kovid Schedule is a new one we call Keepers Kount 2-3-4.  You assemble your own Four-Man team for this kompetition and schedule a tee time to be played on the South Course between Wednesday July 8th and Wednesday July 15th. You must designate all four of your team members when you sign up so make some calls.

The format revolves around the sum of a particular number of net scores or each hole depending on the par for that hole.  The team score kounts the 2 best net scores on the Par 5’s, the 3 best net scores on the Par 4’s, and all 4 net scores on the Par 3’s.

The effect of a bad individual number is mitigated in that, according to USGA promulgation, your individual maximum score on a hole is a net double bogie.  Each player gets 80% of their Course Handicap from the tees they are playing.  Most will play the Blue Tees but the Blue/Green Tees are available to those who qualify.

Once you finish your round just take a photo of the card and e-mail (moedweck@comcast.net) or text it (301-379-1533) and we will update the scoresheet for the event.

Event Prizes Per Man:

Keepers Kash Sweeps: 1st-$100, 2nd-$50, 3rd-$25

Keepers Kup Points:  1st (300), 2nd (200), 3rd  (150), 4th (100), 5th (50)

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So gather up a group of your Keeper Buddies and sign up for this unique event through the Kosher K below..

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2020 Kount 2-3-4 Scoresheet

Keepers Pinehurst Glenmorangie 2020

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Our next full field event is the Keepers Pinehurst Glenmorangie 2020.  This is a “Pinehurst Scotch” format that blends Scramble and Alternate Shot elements into an entertaining Two-Man Team Kompetition.   You must choose your partner for this kompetition so go old school and make a few phone calls before you sign up.

You make your own tee time for the Pinehurst Glenmorangie between Wednesday June 17th and Monday June 22nd on the South Golf Course.  Everyone is playing from the Blue Tees (there is no Green Tee Option for this event).  There is a team handicap calculated with the USGA Formula for these type of events and it is based on each partners 80% course handicap on the South Blue Tees.  Team Handicap will be the sum of 60% of the lower handicap partner’s handicap and 40% of the higher handicap partner’s handicap.

Once you finish your round just take a photo of the card and e-mail (moedweck@comcast.net) or text it (301-379-1533) and we will update the scoresheet for the event.

The rules are quite simple:

A. Both golfers on the team hit drives.

B. They walk forward to their balls, but then switch balls for the second shot.  Partner A hits Partner B’s ball, Partner B hits Partner A’s ball.

C. After the second shot they compare the results and select the ball to play on, picking up the other.

D. The person whose shot is chosen steps aside for the third stroke and they play alternate shot until the ball is holed.

E. Strokes on each hole are applied based on the team handicap to get a Net Score.

That is the Keepers Pinehurst Glenmorangie-hit drives, switch balls for the second shot, pick up the worst ball, and play alternate shot into the hole.  This should play rapidly if you limit consultation on the alternate shots to two sentences (which is more than adequate for players of Keepers ability).

As we saw last year, what is kool about this alternate shot version is that to win you have to play the Par 3’s well, getting two balls on the green to give your team more opportunities for net birdies or better.  The 5 Pars on the other hand are high pressure seeing that they are shot holes where a net par probably loses a shot to the field.

In last year’s third annual Pinehurst Glenmorangie it was a hotly contested kompetition with the team of Bobby “The Ageless Wonder” Fogel and Neal “The Wonder” Bobys  squeezing out a one shot victory with a net 64 over Allen “Zee” Zweig and Yale “Ivy League” Kaplan.

Event Prizes Per Man:

Keepers Kash Sweeps: 1st-$100, 2nd-$50, 3rd-$25

Keepers Kup Points:  1st (300), 2nd (200), 3rd  (150), 4th (100), 5th (50)

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This is a chance to find alt shot nirvana and enhance your Kup Standings Position/Sweeps Balances at the same time.

Remember you must sign up with a partner….just hit the Glenmorangie Logo below to sign up.

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Keepers Kovid 7 Klub Challenge 2020

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We begin the Keepers 2020 Kampaign with a unique event in keeping with the spirit of the kurrent konditions.  It is called the Keepers Kovid 7 Klub Challenge which asks you to navigate the 18 holes on the New, New North Course with a “half set” made up of your choice of your favorite 7 clubs.

You get 100% of your course handicap on the North and can play your round between Wednesday May 27th and Sunday May 31st.  You do not have to play with other Keepers-make your own tee time and play with anyone you like.

As is our custom in full field events we will split the field into two divisions-American (Handicap Index 15.0 and below) and National (Handicap Indext of 15.1 or higher) and there will be prizing for low net finishers in each bracket.

It is your job to designate your 7 clubs for the day before you head to the first tee and play all the shots of the day with those implements.  Keepers Honor Kode prevails so it is up to you to komply faithfully with the rules of the day.

Success in this event relies on kritical thinking on club selection as you plan for the day.  The par 3’s are likely to draw your attention as you pick your clubs but it is the approach shots on the 10 par 4’s that probably matter more.

Please sign up for the event through the Kosher K link below between now and Tuesday May 26th at 6 p.m.  Since we do not have a block of tee times for the event, it is up to you to make your own tee time request on the North Course through the Woodmont Tee Time System.

When registration closes on Tuesday we will email you a list of the two divisions, what tees you are to play from, your course handicap from that tee, and a blank scorecard you can use for the event.  Once you have completed your round please tally your Gross and Net Scores, shoot a photo of the card, and email or text the image to me to post on the event scoreboard.  You can email me at moedweck@comcast.net or text me at (301) 379-1533.

Event Prizing Top Scores In Each Division:

Keepers Kup Points to the top (5)-1st 300, 2nd 200, 3rd 150, 4th 100, 5th 50

Kash Sweeps to the top (3)-1st $100, 2nd $50, 3rd $25

This event challenges you to play outside your komfort zone, but you may be surprised how effective you can be if you pick the right clubs.  Don’t get shut out of this fun-register through the link below and then put in your tee time request on the North Course for play from May 27 through May 31st.

Sign up now through the Kosher K below:

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Keepers Kup Finale-2019

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It is time for the Grand Daddy Of The All, the Keepers Kup Finale, payday in the Year-Long Keepers Kup Race for 2019.  The Keepers Kup will come down to one last 18 holes of net kompetition to be held on the North Course on Sunday September 15th with morning tee times from 8:35 to 10:35.  You don’t want to miss this opportunity to kash in from our final event of the year.

We will reset the season long Keepers Kup Standings as of September 12th, everyone playing in the Finale has a chance to get into the money.  When the dust is settled, the top eight players in the Keepers Kup Standings will the big sweeps and Kopper Keepers Kups go to the top three in the Final Kup Standings.  There is also the day kompetition which awards an Embroidered Keepers Flag to the winner of the Keepers Kup Finale Event along with sweeps to the top three finishers in Sunday’s round.

Marc Birnbaum kollected the Kup in the 2019 Finale

Going into the Finale Event the top five in the Kup Standings kontrol their own destiny-if they win the Finale Event they win the Keepers Kup.  The top twelve in the standings going in can win the Keepers Kup with a little help from their friends.

Anyone playing in the Finale Event has a chance to move up into the top eight at the end of the day and kash in on the generous money sweeps for the year long kompetition.

Year Long Keepers Kup Prizes:

Kopper Trophies for the top three in the Keepers Kup Standings

Kash Sweeps- 1st $500, 2nd $350, 3rd 250, 4th $175, 5th $125, 6th 100, 7th $75, 8th 50

Keepers Kup Finale Prizes:

Embroidered Keepers Flag for low net of the day

Kash Sweeps- 1st $100, 2nd 50, 3rd $25  (3 low nets of the day)

Charity Event:

Folds of Honor 2SMGA LogoSeparately we will have a voluntary Folds of Honor/SMGA/IDF Veterans/Links to Freedom Players Pool opportunity for kash prizes.  Half the money goes to the pool for our annual military charities donation and half goes to the winners.

It will be e a 50/50 raffle with four winning raffle tickets being picked from the Keepers bowl.   The tickets are $15 each or 4 for $50-buy as many as you want.  Remember half the money goes to the charities.  You do not have to be present at the Finale to play the 50/50 raffle-if you want in on this you can mail a check made out to “The Keepers” to the Commish and he will mail you back your raffle tickets.

Don’t miss out of the fun….sign up through the Keepers Kosher K below.

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Keepers Blind Pairs 2019

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For our last weekday event the Tournament Kommittee has thrown an entertainng bit of blind man’s bluff into the mix.  Blind Pairs lets you pick your own partner to play in this 9-Hole Two-Man Team Net Best Ball Kompetition against an opponent to be determined later.

It takes place on Tuesday August 27th with a shotgun start at 5:00 p.m. on the North Course.  Getting 80% of your Course Handicap from the tees you are playing, each team plays the 9 holes and puts their net best ball for each hole on the scorecard.

When all the kompetitors are done we will konvene in the Men’s Card Room to sort out the results.  All the cards will be thrown into a hat and Vanna will pull the cards two at a time to determine the matches.  The cards will then be matched hole-by-hole for 3 points a hole.   There will be bonus points available for closest to the hole in regulation on four holes.  Each teams 9-hole points plus bonus points will determine their Blind Pairs score.

Once all the matches are arbitrated the teams with the most points will be your Blind Pairs Winners.  Kup Points and Kash Sweeps to the top finishers as indicated below.

Prizes Per Man:

Keepers Kup Points:  1st (150), 2nd (120), 3rd (90), 4th (60), 5th (30)

Keepers Kash Sweeps:  1st $100,  2nd $50, 3rd $25

Dinner will be available from a slimmed down menu provided by the catering folks ahead of the event.  We will take your food orders early in the week and your food will be waiting when we konvene in the Men’s Card Room for the Results Session.

Sounds simple enough….just enough mystery to make this loads of fun.  Sign up with your partner through the Kosher K below.  If you don’t have a partner sign up alone and we will find you a suitable support partner.

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