Keepers Kolor Skirmish 2018-Results

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Kompacted to fit into a Tuesday evening, our annual team event, the Keepers Kolor Skirmish, was waged on the South Course.  The three Superhero Teams scratched out 18 holes of Almost Skins (5-3-1), no strokes given kompetition, against opponents of equal skills in pursuit of team points for Kash Sweeps and some very kute Bobblehead Trophies for individual MVPs on each squad.

Team Batman, led by a 67 point MVP Performance of their fearless leader, Rick “I’m in it for the long haul” Brecher took the day with a convincing 562 point total in the team event.  They got strong support from Billy “Down to under 250 shirts” Burak, Don “You can forget about that other Fisher” Fisher, Nelson “Keep an eye on me” Cohen,  and Chet “In pursuit of yellow” Levine, who grabbed 60 points or more in the team win.  They earned $50 each in Kash Sweeps for the effort.

The winning Batman roster: Chet Levine, Steve Lustig, Keith Eig, Len Goldman, Kaptain Rick Brecher, Nelson Cohen, Billy Burak, Don Fisher, Sol Gordon, and Harry Harrison

The second place team with 546 points was Superman, kaptained by Eddie “Klark Kent” Cohen, who used a stellar 66 point MVP Performance by Jimmy “Boom Boom” Polsky to give ’em something to worry about’.  Fine play by Neal “I’ll Be There” Bobys and Craig “Better than good” Goodman helped the Men of Steel take home $25 Kash Sweeps a man.

Superman Squad: Jimmy Polsky, Allen Zweig, Moe Dweck, Mike Selis, Peter Robinson, Michael Levy, Mark A. Goldstein, Kaptain Eddie Cohen, Craig Goodman, and Neal Bobys


Green Lantern: Kaptain Ronnie Greenbaum, Steve Keller, Paul Cohen, Rick Cohen, Arnie Miller, Marc Birnbaum, Steve Lustgarten, Ron Kleinman, Dale Baker, and Bob Yabroff
The full story!!

The Keepers Kup Points go to the top three individual point performers on each of the Superhero Teams.  The lead MVPs get the always handsome Bobblehead Trophy and 200 Kup Points per man and the second and third place get 100 and 50 Kup points respectively.

Team MVP Results:


Rick Brecher  Trophy and 200 Kup Points

Billy Burak 100 Kup Points

Nelson Cohen and Don Fisher 50 Kup Points each


Jimmy Polsky Trophy and 200 Kup Points

Neal Bobys 100 Kup Points

Craig Goodman 50 Kup Points

Green Lantern:

Ron Greenbaum and Paul Cohen Trophy and 200 Kup Points each

Ron Kleinman 100 Kup Points

Steve Lustgarten 50 Kup Points


Kaptain Rick Brecher getting to know his MVP trophy


Ronnie Greenbaum’s second MVP performance…his shelf is developing MVP Klutter

The Players Pool Kash Game generated another $240 toward our year-end Military Charities Donation.  Top five individual points across all teams took home the kash.

Players Pool Kash Winnings:

1st-67 Points  Rick Brecher  $70 Kash

2nd-65 Points  Billy Burak   $60 Kash

3rd-64 Points  Neal Bobys  $50 Kash

T-4th-63 Points Nelson Cohen, Don Fisher, Craig Goodman  $20 Kash

Thanks to all 30 guys who made the evening success.  Special thanks to Dale Baker for stepping in for one our our guys and Konnor Farrell and Jake Thompson for putting on the show.

Keepers Five Club 2018-Results

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In last evening’s entertaining Keepers Five Club (KFC) we had 26 Keepers kontesting the front of the North with just five clubs in their bags.  To make it even more interesting trying to select their clubs for the evening,  they played the holes from variegated tees they were not accustomed to.

For example, the Par 3 2nd was off the forward tee at 145 and the Par 3 6th was 175 off the blue tee.  The Par 5 5th played from the front tee as a Par 4 at a mere 380 yards up the hill and the 9th was played from the Mr. Peadbody Way-Back Tee at 495 yards as a Par 5.

With the benefit of Konnor and Andy’s new toy, the Club Genius phone app, we were able to provide live scoring through the event.  We are still working out the details with the Golf Channel so the world can watch this stuff live streaming.  Following the progress of others as we went was definitely added pressure.  Still there were plenty of scores under par and it was a tightly kontested event to the end.

Coming right out of the gate Rick “The Itinerant Keeper” Brecher net eagled the first and the third to get to 4-Under standing on the 4th tee.  A slight deviation on the 4th but Rick had a bounce back birdie on the renewed Par 4 5th.  Playing the rest of the way even par he finished 4-Under to take second and win 120 Keepers Kup Points and $50 in Kash Sweeps.

Ronnie “Now You Will Know My Name” Rosenberg had the true roller koaster Five Club experience by making a birdie net double eagle on the Par 5 3rd to get to 3-Under in a hurry.  A net bogie, birdie, bogie, birdie, bogie finish from 5 to 9 respectively to finish 3rd place at 3 under had to test his blood pressure range.  He earned 90 Keepers Kup Points and $25 in Kash Sweeps for his evening work.

The top prize of 150 Kup Points and $100 Kash Sweeps went to Paul “Single Malt” Cohen with a scintillating 5-Under par performance over this difficult track.  He net birdied the first three holes to establish the beachhead and then birdied the long uphill 5th before making his only slip with a bogey on the 7th.  Playing the 8th from the forward tee at 285 he mastered the task well making a net birdie there and finished in style  on the Par 5 9th, where we played the tee ball from the Clyde’s parking lot, with a 5 net 4 birdie to seal the deal at 5-Under.

Kaptin Keith Eig and Steve “Get Used To Me On The Leaderboard” Lerman finished tied fourth at 2-Under to earn 45 Keepers Kup Points each.

Pablo Cohen returns with an adult beverage in hand to celebrate his first place finish

Just another fun Keepers evening of “Fake Golf” was enjoyed by all who participated.  Kongratulations to all the winners.

Keepers Pro-Schmo 2018-Results

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With a little help from 8 of their virtual friends, 36 Keepers participated in the annual Keepers Pro Schmo on a beautiful spring day for golf.  There were plenty of high fives and fist pumps as they kicked off the Keepers Season in a rollicking fashion.

Top honors in the National League Division went to Gary “Pinehurst Sigma Phi” Faigen who ham-n-egged it with a resurgent Eldrick Woods to shoot a workmanlike net 58 0n the South Course.  Gary made net birdies on 9, 12, and 16 to carry his partner down the stretch and win the division.

In the American League it was a log jam at the top.  It took net 60 from Marc “Been Working On My Game” Birnbaum and Cameron Smith, Phil “Just Arrived” Cantor and Paul Casey, Steve “Kontrolled Swerve” Lustig and Jordan Spieth, and Artie “She Tells Me This Is My Year” Aronoff and Jordan as well to win this division.

The Net Pars or Better Kash Game raised the first $360 toward The Keepers year-end military charity donations and paid out some walk around Kash Money to seven Keepers who led this kompetition.

Net Pars or Better Payouts:

1st  Neal Bobys 23 Points  $90 kash

T-2nd Marc Birnbaum and Phil Cantor 18 Points $60 kash each

T-4th Artie Aronoff, Keith Eig, Steve Lustgarten, and Howard Wollner  17 Points $30 kash each


It was nice of the 8 pros to show up for the festivities


Gary Faigen and Tiger share the team victory grin


(Click to see the full field Pro-Schmo Results and Prizing)

The season ramps up quickly as we move into May with a reinvented 5-Club, Kolor War, and the first of the Alt-Shot Series matches coming your way.  Stay tuned for the announcements and sign ups over the next few weeks.  Thanks to all who participated in kicking off our 11th Keepers Season.

Keepers Kup Finale 2017-Results

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The year-long race for the top spot in the Keepers X Season has been a close one and two of this year’s Lead Dogs ended up on the top of the heap when it was all said and done in today’s Keepers Kup Finale.  Paul “Pablo” Cohen edged out Artie “So Close I Could Taste It” Aronoff by a mere 90 points to claim the Keepers Kopper Kup for 2017.

In the Keepers Kup Finale Event it was the impressive play of Kevin “You Got To Have The Right Attitude” Bass and Howard “Havana Stogie” Wollner with a pair of net 69’s who took the top honors earning the Silver Kup and substantial Kash Sweeps to go with it.  With the North Course playing “Indian Summer Tough” they shot gross 39 and 40 respectively on the front side, their second nine, to reel in the top position.  Apparently Pete set the pins in kind positions as Kevin parred 5 of his last 6 holes and Stogie 4 of his last 6 down the stretch.  Tied third in the day’s kompetition with a couple of Net 70’s were “Kaptain” Keith Eig and Ronnie “I Have Seen The Light” Rosenberg.

With the Rusty Reset in place for the Finale, winning The Kup favors the top five guys in the standings who control their own destiny and only the guys in the top 12 going in can actually take the Keepers Kup.  Artie,  who has been coach up well all season by his team, gave it his all with a 73 net and a tie for 8th in the Finale but it proved a couple of shots shy of what was needed to catch Pablo.

Paul’s stellar play the last month-tied 3rd in the Keepers National Division of the Freudberg, 2nd in the Keepers Alt Shot Series with Harry Harrison, and a win in the Woodmont Member-Member with Mike Fisher vaulted him into the Lead Dog position going into the Finale and this proved enough to fend off field and claim The Kup.

The summary of all the day’s player exploits

Final Kup Standings and Prizes:

1st  Paul Cohen   Net 85   1st Kopper Kup and $500 Kup Sweeps

2nd Artie Aronoff  Net 73  2nd Kopper Kup and $350 Kup Sweeps

3rd Neal Bobys  Net 73  3rd Kopper Kup and $250 Kup Sweeps

4th Kevin Bass  Net 69  $175 Kup Sweeps and T-1st Finale Kup and $75 Finale Sweeps

5th Howard Wollner  Net 69  $125 Kup Sweeps and T-1st Finale Kup and $75 Finale Sweeps

6th Mike Fisher  Net 71 $125 Kup Sweeps

7th Rick Brecher NP  $75 Kup Sweeps

8th Alan Schwartz  Net 83  $50 Kup Sweeps

Keith Eig and Ronnie Rosenberg  T-3rd Finale- $25 Finale Sweeps each

(Click to see the full result sheet from today’s Keepers Kup Finale)

We raised another $745 through the generosity of those who participated in our 50/50 Raffle today to benefit our annual donation to the military charities.  There were four winning tickets picked by the lovely Ali, each winner took home $140 in kash.

Congratulations to Paul Cohen who will now have to get comfortable with his new title of “Keepers Kup Champion”.

Pablo Cohen-Kup Champion- holding his winning vessel

Special thanks to Father Konnor Farrel and his staff for their dedicated work in handling The Keepers affairs all season.


Keepers Alternate Shot Series Finals 2017 Results

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The Final Fore of the Keepers Alternate Shot Series is always a spirited affair as it pits four two-man teams against each other in a round-robin series of three 9-hole Alternate Shot Matches on the North Course to determine our Finest Foursomes Team for 2017.

Experience matters as the Cherner Automotive LLC of Herbie and Stewart was making it’s third straight appearance in this Final Fore Kompetition with the notion that this time they would get it right.  They had to face a formidable foe of Harry “Sifford” Harrison and Paul “I Got One Of These Already” Cohen as well as pesky challengers in the teams of Jimmy “My Fairway or the Highway” Polsky and Barry “Serenity” Minkoff and Mark “‘A’ Says It All” Goldstein and Randy “I Am Getting The Hang Of This” Weiss.


Stogie in mouth “Sifford” Harrison explains to the ball what he expects it to do


Partner Paul Cohen brought the experience of last year’s win to bear


In the first match the Cherner LLC handled the Goldstein-Weiss Konstellation 6 1/2 to 2 1/2 on the front to set an early tone.  Harrison-Cohen was not to be intimidated as they won the last four holes against Polsky-Minkoff on the way to a 6 to 3 win in their first match.  It was sizing up to be a two horse race.


M.A Goldstein issues a mighty edict off the 4th tee


Randy Weiss playing in front of his biggest fan on the 3rd Green


Jimmy thrashes an approach into the Par 5 third…..


….leaving Barry a putting chance to salvage a half but it just stays out….


The second match on the back of the North proved pivotal as the two leading teams faced off with only a 1/2 point separating them.  But hope was dashed early as the Cherner Group showed flawless Foursomes play winning the first three holes to break free and then put it on cruise control adding 3 1/2 points from 14 to 18 to win this match decisively 6 1/2 to 2 1/2.   Goldstein-Weiss slipped by with a 5 to 4 win over Polsky-Minkoff in the what was looking like the match for third.


Collaboration at work as Cherner-Cherner try to coax a birdie putt to drop on the 11th


With 9 holes left the Cherners were in kontrol……..

Cherner-Cherner  13    Harrison-Cohen  8 1/2    Goldstein-Weiss  7 1/2    Polsky-Minkoff  7

The final match went back to the front of the North and the Automotive Group wasted no time winning the first four holes over Polsky-Minkoff to get all four hands firmly around winning hardware. Playing hard for second Harry buried a 25-footer on the 7th to lock down that position for Harrison-Cohen at the end of the day with a 5 1/2 to 3 1/2 win over Goldstein-Weiss.

(Click to see the Alt Shot Series Final Scoresheet)


For Chico and Herbie Cherner third time proved to be the charm in the Alt Shot Series


The Final Tally:

1st Place  H. Cherner-S. Cherner   18 Points    $150 Sweeps   150 Kup Points

2nd Place  H. Harrison-P. Cohen  14 Points    $100 Sweeps  100 Kup Points

T-3rd Place J. Polsky-B. Minkoff  11 Points     $65 Sweeps      65 Kup Points

                       M. Goldstein-R. Weiss  11 Points     $65 Sweeps      65 Kup Points


Special thanks to Konn-Aire Farrell for his adept administration of the Final Fore Matches.




Keepers Match Play-Battle Royale 2017

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After five months of kompelling kompetition the Keepers Match Play came down to three hardy bracket survivors playing the Battle Royale for the Match Play Championship.  As it should be, the quality of play and competitive banter was befitting of a Keepers Major Championship.

In the bracket championship matches two weeks earlier, Alan “Terp Station” Schwartz took out Marc Fink in a nail biter to win the Augusta Bracket.  Mike “Coach” Fisher snuck by the Lead Dog Artie Aronoff in extra holes to represent Erin Hills.  Kevin “Can I Press” Bass outwaited Mark S. Goldstein to advance to the final from the Royal Birkdale bracket.

The Kompetitors were all smiles on the first tee-Mike Fisher, Alan Schwartz, and Kevin Bass

The Battle Royale Final was played on the North Course on a glorious day as an Almost Skins 5-3-1 Match Format where the best net score on a hole earns the player 5 points, second best net score 3 points, and not so best net score 1 point.  Total points for the 18 holes is the Match Play Champion for 2017.  Bountiful Kash Sweeps, slick trophy plaques, and a bunch of Keepers Kup Points were on the line today.   Oh, did I mention Bragging Rights?

From the first hole on it was obvious that it would take very special play and maintained focus to win this day.  Coach Fisher saw what he was up against when he parred the first from the other first’s fairway only to see both Terp Station and the Press Man make par/net birdie to grab the early lead.  Undaunted Fisher made the first of his two natural birdies on the front with a 15-footer on the second to square up the match at 6 points each through two.  After all net birdies on three Kevin started to get his hands around the wheel with two net birdies on four and seven managing to build a three point lead (29-26-26) at the turn.

The Par 5 tenth was indicative of the kompetitive quality of the day’s golf as Fish and Terp Al made net birdies to knot the score at 30 points each heading for the eleventh tee.  Schwartz and Bass traded blows on the next two with net birdies respectively before Kevin somehow edged ahead over the next three to carry a 3 point lead to the 16th tee with the score Bass 48  Schwartz 45  Fisher 42.


The Big Terp, in fine form, was attacking the course all day

Kojak as Bagger Vance….why is his player holding all the clubs….a work in progress…


Coach Fisher just could figure out the dampened speeds with his wand today


Kevin’s unkonventional putting stroke worked reasonably well until the last three holes

The seminal play of the day came on the Par 3 16th.  With two opponent balls on the green in regulation Terp Station hit a peeler into the right greenside bunker-things were looking grim even though he was getting a stroke on the hole.  Kevin had 60 plus feet from the front edge to the back left pin and left it double digits short on the way to a bogie.  After a splendid iron shot off the tee, the Coach had it 15 feet under the hole on the right level but the uphill birdie putt wandered slightly at the end and he settled for par.  The Terpster hit the Sportcenter shot of the day…….Da Da Da…Da Da Da…….sticking his 60-foot bunker shot to kick-in range for a par/net birdie to grab the lead once again.

Tidying up for par/net birdie on the pivotal 16th after a heart stopping bunker play.

After a seventeenth hole that none of the kontestants would like to recall, the trio stepped on the final tee box with it all on the line-Schwartz 52-Bass 51-Fisher 50.  Any one of them could win which is kind of how it should be.

Kevin managed to find the left edge of the green from the heavy rough on the right so the gauntlet was dropped.  Terp Station sewed an amazing recovery hybrid from the dead grass on the tenth hole through a small opening in the trees to the foot of the upslope between the bunkers keeping hope alive.  Coach Fisher’s hopes were dashed by a tree limb on this second from the left trees leaving him no way to make better than bogie on a hole when both of the others got a shot.

It came down to putting as Kevin had another kross kountry putt with a six-foot break for a two-putt and the win.  The first one pulled up on the hand brake and stayed 12 feet above the hole and his fine second effort once again slipped by the edge leaving him a tap-in bogie/net par.  But would that be enough?

After lofting his third across the front bunker to the edge of the fringe below the hole, Alan had 25 feet left to traverse in 2 shots to claim the big enchilada.   Terp Station showed the same stoic resolve he had displayed all day stroking the first one to 3 feet 11 inches and, after a pep talk from counsel, buried what was left in the back of the hole for the net par that would hold his one point advantage and claim the Match Play Championship.

Kongratulations to all three guys….it was a match well played and a deserving champion emerged.  Special thanks to Brandon Caiola for his effort in administering this final.

Big smiles from The Champ and his valued advisor


(Click to see the full Scoring Sheet from the 2017 Battle Royale)


The final takeaways from this year’s Keepers Match Play were:

1st Place      Alan Schwartz  $300 Kash Sweeps and 600 Kup Points

2nd Place    Kevin Bass  $200 Kash Sweeps and 500 Kup Points

3rd Place     Mike Fisher $100 Kash Sweeps and 450 Kup Points

Tied4th          Marc Fink, Artie Aronoff, and Mark S. Goldstein $50 Kash Sweeps and 300 Kup Points




Keepers Pinehurst Glenmorangie 2017-Results

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The Pinehurst Glenmorangie introduced a new two-man format to the Keepers schedule which blended a bit of Scramble and a hint of Alternate Shot into an original dynamic single malt product.  Picking their own partners, not always the way in Keepers events, the guys had to hit their drives, swap balls for the second shot, and then pick the best result to play the rest of the way into the hole alternate shot.

This presented a distinctly different gestalt then the Alternate Shot we have played in the past and the formula for winning proved different as well.  The Par 3’s were the pivot point because if you could put two tee balls on the green then you had two putts for birdies under the scramble portion of the hole.  The par 5’s on the other hand became survival holes when any hiccup in the approach shots could mean a bogie and a squandered sub-par net opportunity on a likely stroke hole.

Kaptin Keith Eig and Billy “I like the first cut” Burak made 8 pars and 3 birdies on their way to posting a 75 net 68 early in the returns.  In was an unusual turn of events as Kaptain Keith deferred to the circumstantial adept putting of Billy B at a number of key junctures along the way.  Two-over gross on the three par fives might have been a serious chink in their armor.

The team of Marc “The Bronx Bantam” Fink and Arnie “20/20” Miller also turned in a marvelous round of net 68 with 9 gross pars of their own.  Once again three over on the five pars gained them no ground on the net score.

But it really didn’t matter as these two teams were playing second fiddle together to what came next.

Here is the the full distilling of the day’s batch productions

Making a Two-Man Reunion Tour ,Marc “You cannot outwork me” Birnbaum and Herbie “The ageless wonder” Kushner brought the band back together to put on an encore performance to remember.  With complementary driving and approach play they shot a gross 75 and net 62 to vanquish the competition.  9 gross pars and 3 birdies including a one-under performance across the critical Par 3s proved unbeatable.

Nothing close to a bad score on this card…including a 5-under net run in the first six holes!

The teams of Howard “ATM” Wollner and Tom “Sizzlin” Burne and Alan “Terp Station” Schwartz and Neal “I am there for you buddy” Freed shot net 69 and 70 to finish 4th and 5th respectively.  Until about 10:45 last night Alan was not leavin’ the station because his partner Mike Selis suddenly went on the IR, but Neal was the late addition and it proved to be a sound and fruitful development.

The Prizes (per man):

1st Place at Net 62  Marc Birnbaum/Herbie Kushner  300 Kup Points and $100 Kash Sweeps

T-2nd Place at Net 68  Keith Eig/Billy Burak and Arnie Miller/Marc Fink 175 Kup Points and $40 Kash Sweeps

4th Place at Net 69  Howard Wollner/Tom Burne 100 Kup Points

5th Place at Net 70  Alan Schwartz/Neal Freed 50 Kup Points

All should raise their glasses for a toast to this dynamic duo’s Net 62!!!



Kasper’s Walk-Team 5-Club 2017-Results

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Last night’s 5-Club 9-hole event was a Two-Man Team format….it just wasn’t until after the nine was done that the teams were chosen.  This made for a bit of a frat house atmosphere in the Men’s Card Room as 16 Keepers koalesced with individual net scorecards in hand to facilitate a two-man team best ball net competition through the unpredictable blind draw of partners.

The prize team picks from the Keepers Sack were going to be the top three finishers in the individual net kompetition of the Kash Game.  Randy “5-Club Stud” Weiss just blew away the field with a gross par round on the front of the North that translated into Net 29 to win the top kash prize.  Second at Net 33 was Alan “His Train Has Arrived At Terp Station” Schwartz and third was Howard “Stogie” Wollner at Net 34.

Weiss’s Net 29 on the front of the North was downright Spieth-ian as he parred 1, 2, and 3 and then played 4 through 9 seven-under par.

Randy Weiss’s individual winning card was the prize lottery pick!

That was with 5-Clubs!!!     Talk about being in the zone!

Once we started to draw names for partners and the posting of scores for the Team Best Ball the banter got loud and the room got downright rowdy.

Allen Zweig and Richard Haskin were the first two names out of the sack and to everyone’s surprise their Net 35 held up for Fifth Place Points tied with two other pairs.  Next came Marc Birnbaum who rode Alan Schwartz’s individual score like a fine steed, but contributed a critical par on #7 to get them to 31 Net and Second Place.  Shortly thereafter Gary Faigen pulled Stogie Wollner’s name out of the sack and they did a fine Virtual Ham n’ Egg turning Howard’s 34 into a net 32 to win Third Place all alone.

The Tale Of The Tape

It came down to the next to the last pick of the night-you could have cut the anticipation in the air with a butter knife.  Mark A. Goldstein sifted the last three names in the sack and his personal Fickle Finger of Fate pulled Randy’s name as his partner.  Being familiar with each other from the Alt-Shot Series, where they are the clubhouse leading pair going into that Final Fore, Mark A. just smiled his way through the figuring of their Best Ball score with nine Atta Boy Randy’s and they claimed top Kup Points and Sweeps with a Net 29.

This left Neal Bobys and Ron Hirschel literally holding the bag but finishing Fourth with Net 33.

Team Prizes per man:

1st Place- Net 29  Randy Weiss/Mark A. Goldstein  150 Kup Points and $100 Kash Sweeps

2nd Place- Net 31 Marc Birnbaum/Alan Schwartz  120 Kup Points and $50 Sweeps

3rd Place- Net 32 Gary Faigen/Howard Wollner 90 Kup Points and $25 Sweeps

4th Place- Net 33 Neal Bobys/Ron Hirschel  60 Kup Points

5th Place- Net 35 Most of the rest of the field….a generous 10 Kup Points

Randy points the way and supportive Mark A. follows..

The Kasper’s Walk Blind Draw approach was super entertaining and will certainly find it’s way back into the Keeper’s Schedule in another iteration down the road.


Woodmont Club Championships 2017-Results

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The traditional July 4th weekend Woodmont Match Play Club Championships were kontested in hot and sultry conditions this year.  Lots of new faces finished with the trophies in hand in the Championship and Flighted Divisions as the quality of play over the three days was as hot as the temperature in the shade.

Twenty-one players, including two Keepers, tried to qualify for the 16 spots in the Championship Flight.  Low medalist, representing the young and capable, was Jack Klein who finished the 27 holes at 119.  Keith Eig and Mike Fisher from our troops made it through to the round of 16 to earn an extra 100 Kup Points each before falling in the first round.

From the Qualifying Medalist to the Match Club Champion, Jack Klein etched his name on the winning hardware with consistent solid play.

The Championship Flight final 36-hole match on Sunday was between young Jack Klein and the seasoned veteran Larry Jacobs.  On the opening 18 on the zoysia Jack jumped out to an early lead winning 5 of the first 7 holes.  It settled down to a sparing match the rest of the outward 18, as they traded holes and Jack took a 6-up lead into the inward 18 on the bent.  After a birdie on the first Jack looked like he was in total command at 7-up, but the L. J. showed his fight as he chiseled the lead back to to just 2-up at the turn going into the final nine holes.  Jack righted the ship winning 10 through 12 and cruised to a 5 & 4 victory and his first Woodmont Match Play Club Championship.

The Keepers were well represented in the flighted championship which included 19 of our members in the 32 players across four handicap flights.   When the top dressing settled Sunday afternoon three of the four winners were Keeper brothers.

In the First Flight Artie “You Got Our Full Attention” Arnonoff continued his solid play besting Billy Burak and Michael Levy in the first two matches before falling 2 & 1 to Howie Stein in the final.

Len “The Plumber” Goldman took out Frank Broner, Tom Burne, and Jonathan Lerner on the way to kapturing the Second Flight Championship trophy.

The Third Flight saw Ronnie “All Smiles” Rosenberg beat Steve Melman and Michael Peacock before outlasting Herbie “The Fountain of Youth” Kushner 2 & 1 in final.

The Fourth Flight was almost a total Keeper affair and Alan “Terp Station” Schwartz had to beat Mark A. Goldstein, Ron Hirschel, and Rick “Lead Dog” Brecher on the way to take the top prize in this flight.

Congratulations to all the Keepers who participated in this year’s Woodmont Club Championships.  There was substantial movement in the Keepers Kup Standings as a result of the “Major” Kup Points earned by these fine performances.


Keepers Beat The Pro 2017-Results

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As we approach the midpoint of the Keepers X Kampaign, we were presented with a sultry summer day for the annual Keepers Beat The Pro Klassic.  39 Keepers kompeted in two divisions against the scores of 8 tour professionals from this year’s Memorial Tournament in a modified Stableford Match Play format for valuable Kup Points and Kash Sweeps.

In the American Division Marc Leishman didn’t see it coming as Jimmy “Bam Bam” Polsky smacked him upside the head for 36 points to win top honors and lap the field.  This was total domination start to finish with 10 net birdies and a net eagle as Jimmy shot 80 on a difficult set-up on the North Bent playing off the 18 strokes his 110% handicap afforded.

Bam Bam’s winning card….a study is in the works for Russian influence

Tied second in the American 9 furlongs back were Steve “Don’t Be Laughin’ At By Curve” Lustig and Artie “I Told You To Pay Attention” Aronoff who scored 27 points off Bubba Watson and Ricky Barnes respectively.  Phil “Beware Of The Wounded Kat” Malet took down Bubba for fourth and tied fifth in the American with 24 points were Rusty “They Call Them Hot Metal For A Reason” Minkoff, Kevin “Bullseye” Bass, and Mike “Just Check The Top Of The Leaderboard” Selis.

A Classic American Story

The National Division was a very tightly kontested affair as Don “The Don” Rogers worked a little family magic of his own taking down Hideki Matsuyama for 27 points.  After winning two of the first three holes The Don konserved his energy for spell before stepping on the gas to win 6 of the last 11 on the way to first place in the National.

Tied second were Frank “Practice Makes Perfect” Crantz and John “Freakyazoid” Friedson who beat Bubba and Phil for 26 points each.  A log jam for fourth included Arthur “So This Is A Sport” Dubin, Nelson “First Among Cohens” Cohen, Mark “S” Goldstein, and Ron “Remember The Finale” Hirschel who scored 25 points each against their pro opponents.

National Division was a fevered sprint to the finish


The Booty:

American Division:

1st- Jimmy Polsky  300 Kup Points  $100 Kash Sweeps

T-2nd- Steve Lustig and Artie Aronoff  175 Kup Points  $40 Kash Sweeps each

4th- Phil Malet  100 Kup Points

T-5th- Kevin Bass, Rusty Minkoff, and Mike Selis  50 Kup Points each


National Division:

1st- Don Rogers  300 Kup Points  $100 Kash Sweeps

T-2nd- Frank Crantz and John Friedson 175 Kup Points  $40 Kash Sweeps each

T-4th- Nelson Cohen, Arthur Dubin, Mark S. Goldstein, and Ron Hirschel 50 Kup Points each