Single Elimination-Results

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Click to register for the eventThe first Tuesday Night Pick-Up Game was a flighted kompetition with the Single Elimination format.  Two divisions of Keepers, the American League (handicap indexes of 14 or less) and the National League (handicap indexes of 14.1 or more), competed for Keepers Kup Points and Kash Sweeps in today’s 9-hole event.  Double the money….double the fun!

The format called for playing without a full and diminishing deck.  Each Keeper started out with only 10 clubs and eliminated another club on each tee box. By the fourth hole they were down to 7 clubs, by the ninth just 2!  The results of this competition once again proves that the 14-club limit is totally without meaning in that the range of net scores of the 20 guys playing were only 4 apart.  It also proved that the difference in handicaps does not give members of the higher or lower handicap group any advantage-in fact the Nationals would have beat the Americans if this was a typical blended competition.  The next time someone says they don’t have a chance in one of our competitions because their handicap is too high I will forward them this posting.

The approach the players took to “figuring out what to eliminate” on each hole was varied.  Some flew by the seat of their pants, some used ouija boards, and a few, came with supporting reference material.  Tom Burne had what looked like a regression analysis white paper of a combination of hole lengths, average club distances, wind conditions, and barometric pressures to help in the task.  Apparently that was effective as you will see below.

By the time guys reached the 7th green they were hitting PW’s from 190 (maybe twice), knockdown hybrids from 135, and putting with everything from sand irons to fairway metals trying to eke out one last net par coming in.  Needless to say creativity in conception and execution of shots was at a premium.

In the Senior Circuit Flight there was a three-way tie for first with a net of 37 between Gary “New Knee” Jonas, Chet Levine, and Sky King Lipnick.  Each got 120 Keepers Kup Points and $60 in Kash Sweeps for the finish.  Tied for fourth were Sol “Antlers” Gordon and the Simple Country Dentist Keller with net 39-receiving 45 Kup Points each.

Single Eliminattion Nationals


In the American League Flight it was crowded at the top.  With net 38 there was a five-way tie for first with Tom “Burn Notice” Burne, Moe “The Mish” Dweck, Ron Kleinman, Howard “The Oracle” Wollner, and Kaptin Keith Eig each getting 90 Kup Points and $35 in Kash Sweeps as their cut of the pie.

Single Elimination American

Kool day for all who participated.  Look out for the next Keepers event-Tuesday Two-Ball on May 20th.  It will be Alternate Shot-Pick Your Own Partner. The posting of the event and sign up will be out later this week.

Keeper of the Month/Lead Dog-April 2014

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It what can only be characterized as total Keeper domination, Steve “The Simple Country Dentist” Keller has made The Keepers Sweep in April winning the Keepers Pro-Schmo, Woodmont’s Opening Day, and the Par Three Championship garnering 975 Keepers Kup points, the Keeper of the Month sweeps, and the Yellow Lead Dog Headcover in our first month of kompetitions.

This can best be explained as a reaction to Steve’s disappointing third place finish in his Streamsong Trip in late March. So we have AB Blitz to blame for this circumstance and the resultant vengeance the Country Dentist has plied to the rest of us.

His sidekick Mike “WWW/The Car Collector” Weber is in second with 725 kup points drafting the Doc with wins at Opening Day and the Par Three. They will collect $50/$25 respectively in kash sweeps for the effort.

We are having Steve fitted for a large perrywinkle Kosher K target he will be required to wear the rest of the season.

Par Three-Results

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Woodmont LogoA stunning day of bright sunshine, blue skies, and just enough wind to make one doubt their club selection greeted 70 Woodmont members (36 Keepers) contesting the 3rd, now-to-be-annual-for-sure, Par Three Tournament over 18 unique holes on the North Course.  A four-person scramble format with an MIT calculated team scramble handicap meant it would take a Putt-Putt like score to take home the Woodmont Sweeps and the Keepers Kup Points.

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The signed evidence....a little soiled but none worse for wear
The signed evidence….a little soiled but none worse for wear

The winner’s, by a mere .7 shots net, and these names may sound hauntingly familiar, were The Simple Country Dentist (Doc Keller), Freaky John (Friedson), the Car Collector (Dr. Mike Weber), and Kaptin Keith (THM) Eig.  On the way to 45 gross/40.5 net, they made 9 birdies including crucial ones on Ode to Pine Valley (3rd tee to 4th green), Tree Hugger (8th tee to 9th green-when the Car Collector stiffed it between the tree canopy), Ball Washer (13th old forward tee to 12th green-an impossible pin to get at), and Wooten’s Worry (the last 147 yards of the 15th-where groups were having trouble finding the putting surface of the side hill tee box).







The unheralded group of Mish, Mrs. Mish (Kathy), Bronx Marc (Fink), and Zee-One-And-Only (Allen Zweig) put up a stiff fight with 8 birdies of their own (46 gross/41.2 net).  They rode the putter of Mrs. Mish as far as they could and got very timely execution from the entire roster through the day.  The team minced Oy Vey Korner 2-3-2  on 11 through 13-to get to seven-under but could only manage one more birdie in the last five to come up a buck short.


The bridesmaids....just a handful of flowers....
The bridesmaids….just a handful of flowers….


Today’s top event finishers with Keepers:

1st- Keller-Friedson-Weber-Eig            300 Kup Points each

2nd- Dweck-Fink-Zweig                         200 Kup Points each

3rd- Wollner                                             150 Kup Points

4th- Blitz-Lipnick-P. Cohen-Faigen      100 Kup Points each

5th- A. Levine-Burak                                50 Kup Points each

Great day of giggles and high fives for all that participated.  Special thanks to Mike Thomas and staff for their organization of the event and the D & D design team for once again presenting challenges that Woodmont members never knew existed.

Tuesday Pick-Up Game-Single Elimination

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The first of The Keepers Tuesday evening 9-Hole Pic-Up Games will be May 6th with tee times between 4:00 and 5:30 pm.  The format is an old favorite, the Single Elimination Kompetition.  This is a second cousin to our 4-Club event, in that it tests your ability to manage the course with less than the full komplement of tools.

Each Keeper starts the first hole with 10 clubs and eliminates the club of his choice on the next tee.  It is part of the Keepers Honor Kode to verbally announce his choice so all are aware.  If you do the math he will be playing the second hole with 9 clubs, the fifth hole with 6 clubs, and he will be standing on the ninth tee trying to get into the house with just 2 clubs left in play.  The putter is one of the clubs so each kompetitior must choose wisely the clubs to designate out of play on each tee.

Players get 90% handicap to lop off the gross score at the end of the nine holes.  This is a fun format and it definitely fits the players who know how to create shots, especially down the last four holes.

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Opening Day-Results

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The Grape Popsicle Invasion was everywhere yesterday with 43 Keepers represened among the 100 plus participants at Woodmont’s Opening Day.  The weather could not have been more ideal with lots of son and sephardic spring temperatures.  The course played hard and fast presenting a full challenge as the organizers wanted.

In the 4-Man Net team competition a group of Keepers repeated as champions with an eye opening net 54 on the New North.  Len Goldman, Steve Keller, John Friedson, and Mike Weber will get 300 Keepers points each for their effort.  The second place in the team net went to a team that included Neal Bobys and Mike Fisher.  There were three teams that tied for third net among Keepers and these teams included among their ranks Marc Fleisher, Artie Aronoff, Richard Haskin, Sol Gordon, and Bruce Ochsman.

The individual net award for the day went to Neal Bobys who shot a 66 on a course that was very stingy on net birdies and very generous on doubles or worse.

The Keepers Rules Education Initiative placed it’s first “in-stall-ment” for Opening Day and there will be plenty more education where that came from through the year.

Keepers Rules Education Initiative

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USGA and R and A Rules logoAs part of the Keepers Seven Kampaign we are running a year-long initiative to educate the full Woodmont membership in the rules of the game and their responsibility in shepherding fair competitions in all Woodmont and Keepers events.

Under the guidance of the trusted rules consulting firm of Friedson, Zweig, and Dweck a library of circumstantial rules have been compiled in a colorful and readable format. We will be introducing a rule a week to all participants in golf events at the club through the season.

USGA Rules of Golf BookFlyers will be distributed at the events and posted at solemn matriculation stations throughout the club. The Double-D Staff will support these with brief Q & A conversations of these rules and reminders of the player’s responsibility to protect the field and implement correct rules adherence within their foursomes.



The process begins at Opening Day with a brief overview of:

Signing and Attesting A Scorecard

The rule of the week flyers will be emailed to our members and be posted on this website for your reference under the link to your right called Keepers Rules Education.


Freaky taking complete relief
Freaky taking complete relief
Housekeeping loose implements in your line
Housekeeping loose implements in your line
Problematic, landing on a moveable obstruction
Problematic, your ball landing on a moveable obstruction


The hope is that recognition of the proper implementation of the rules will become part of the fabric of all golf competitions at Woodmont.  All who play will benefit from knowledge of these rules and the sense of fair play in “protecting the field” by policing all participants respect for the Rules of Golf.

Keepers Kontributions

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Click to go to the Woodmont Site to sign up for the eventOur community support has to start at home and The Keepers once again made an annual contribution to the Woodmont Employees Assitance Fund. This fund was created a number of years ago to provide emergency assistance for Woodmont employees who face financial needs because of a family crisis. The fund is supported in large part by contributions of the employees themselves through self directed deductions from their regular paychecks. It continues to grow because of their generosity and the generosity of Woodmont members who support the program with a pledges of their own.  This is just a small way our members can thank those who serve their needs every day.

The Keepers are very proud of the fact that we were a founding contributor to this fund in it’s first year and have matched that contribution in each subsequent year.  The fund has grown and provides employees with a bit of help when they need it most.

Marines Helping Marines LogoThrough annual contributions The Keepers have made to military charities we have been able to support those brave men and women who protect our freedom and way of life.  The contribution we make to the Marines Helping Marines of Maryland is one of those opportunities.  This organization supports the treatment and recuperation of injured U.S. Marines at the Bethesda Naval Hospital, Walter Reed Army Hospital, and other military hospitals across the country. Contributions enable the program to provide TVs/CD players in patient rooms, airline tickets and travel money to family members, monthly cookouts on hospital grounds for the walking wounded, family members, and staff, and support, and other support services to recovering service men and women.

Through our year long Folds of Honor/SMGA Players Pool competitions The Keepers raise money for these two veteran’s organizations.  The Folds of Honor Foundation program awards post secondary scholarships to spouses and children of military personal who lost their lives serving their country.  SMGA and the Wounded Warriors provide golf equipment, instruction, practice time, and on course opportunities to vets and their families in the Washington Metropolitan area.

In addition, The Keepers spearhead the Second Time Around Program at Woodmont which collects used golf clubs, golf bags, and golf balls from our members and directs them to the Army Rehab Program at Fort Belvoir.  As part of their rehab services for returning personnel from active military theaters this program provides golf instruction and playing opportunities to help injured veterans rediscover a life of normal back home.  We have sent hundreds of sets of clubs and tens of thousands of golf balls over the last four years to help this program prosper.

Supporting worthy causes like these is part of the core mission of The Keepers.  We are happy to be in a position to help them in their efforts to serve those in our community.

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Par Three Tournament

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The third playing of the almost annual Woodmont Par Three Tournament will be held on Sunday April 27th.  This engaging competition is open to men and women of all handicap abilities.

Given the 4-Person Scramble format the sheer challenge is mollified slightly by the fact that your result does not have to count on each shot.  A scramble handicap increment will be in play for each group so well under par is the expected winning score of the day.

As was the case last year,  this is a challenging array of 18 Par 3 holes-the creative work of D & D Design Associates.   The holes range from 86 to 160 yards with most under 120 yards, so everyone can have a chance to contribute to their team’s success

Ode To Pine Valley captures your attention on the 3rd hole.
Ode To Pine Valley captures your attention on the 3rd hole.
Ball Washer at #13 gets it's name for obvious reasons.
Ball Washer at #13 gets it’s name for obvious reasons.













The environmental respectful Tree Hugger 7th at 115 yards.
The environmental respectful Tree Hugger 7th at 115 yards.
Team Bucket is only an 86 yard pitch-testimonial to Bob Dylan.
Team Bucket is only an 86 yard pitch-testimonial to Bob Dylan.














So gather round people and sign up to play in this year’s Par Three Extravaganza you won’t be disappointed.  Sign up by logging into the Woodmont Club website after clicking the Woodmont W above.  Once you have a team you make your own tee time on the North Course between 8 and noon.

Keepers points are available to the top five finishers with Keepers on their squad.




Keepers Pro-Schmo Results

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The Keepers season got off to a rip roaring start today with our annual Masters Weekend Keepers Pro-Schmo.Masters Logo  Thirty-six guys teamed up with seven of the pros who shot the best rounds in Friday’s second round at Augusta.  The Virtual Pro Partners included Bubba (68), Thomas Bjorn (68), John Senden (68), Jim Furyk (68), Lucas Glover (69), Gonzalo Fdez Castrano (69), and Brandon Grace (69).

Each Keeper played a virtual Best Ball with the pro they picked out of The Keepers Kap, Thomas Bjorn was clearly the desired pick with his 8 birdies in yesterday’s round. But as you will see the winners in the event had a cross section of help from their ghost pros.

The winners in today’s top prize in Keepers Kup Points and Keepers Kash Sweeps were  Steve “Country Doc” Keller/Brandon Grace and Rich “Kojak” Greenberg/G. Fdez Castrano with net 61 on the South Zoysia.  Five pairings tied for third place with net 62.  They were Neal Bobys/Lucas Glover, Chet Levine/Thomas Bjorn, Arnie Miller/Brandon Grace, Jimmy Polsky/Thomas Bjorn,  and Rob “New Boy On The Block” Shesser/John Senden.

(Click to see the full scoresheet of the Keepers Pro-Schmo)

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In the Folds of Honor/Wounded Warriors Player’s Pool Kash Game we played a Stapleford-Like kompetition called Net Pars Or Better.  This charity competition raised $330 toward our annual donation to these two worthy causes.

Without the help of any ghost pros the winners in this kompetition were:

1st- Steve Keller with 22 points

T-2nd Rich Greenberg and Rick Brecher with 20 points

3rd- Arnie Miller with 19 points

There were a Keepers Slew of guys at 17 points (7 guys) who will be replaying a few missed downhill three-footers in their minds tonight.

(Click to see the full scoresheet of the Folds of Honor/Players Pool)

 Some of the happy participants:

PC Cohen-Len The Plumber-Richard Goldstein-Howard "Going" Postal-
PC Cohen-Len The Plumber-Richard Goldstein-Howard Postal
Art "Streamsong" Blitz-Rob "New On The Block" Shesser-Herbie "The Ageless One" Chener-Steve "Flash" Gordon
Art “Streamsong” Blitz-Rob “New On The Block” Shesser-Herbie “The Ageless One” Chener-Steve “Flash” Gordon
Richard Haskin-Neal "Where's My Tee" Bobys-Marc "Bronx" Fink-Howard Isaacson
Richard Haskin-Neal “Where’s My Tee” Bobys-Marc “Bronx” Fink-Howard Isaacson

Keepers Pro-Schmo Virtual Pro Line-Up

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With the day’s grind at Augusta National over the results are in for the top 7 scores of Friday’s second round at the Masters.  These are the guys who qualify for the prestigious Keepers Pro-Schmo on Saturday as our Virtual Pro Partners.  The list of partners for our 38 Keepers to pick from the Keepers Kap are:


Bubba Watson       4 Under         6 birdies

John Senden         4 Under          6 birdies

Thomas Bjorn      4 Under          8 birdies

Jim Furyk             4 Under          4 birdies

Lucas Glover        3 Under          6 birdies

Gonzalo Fdez- Castrano  3 Under  6 birdies

Brandon Grace    3 Under          4 birdies


Noticeably absent are Adam Scott, Bill Haas, Rory McIlroy, Phil Mickelson, and Jordan Spieth who just could not deal with the enormous pressure of making the cut and qualifying for the Pro-Schmo at the same time.  Click the Kosher K below to see the Virtual Pro’s scorecard for tomorrow’s event.

Click to see their Pro-Schmo Hole-By-Hole scorecard
Click to see their Pro-Schmo Hole-By-Hole scorecard